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London Survival Tips

A Jane-Style Field Guide to Thriving – Not Just Visiting 

London is magnificent. Historic. Grand. Cinematic. Having spent four weeks wandering this fine city with the Silver Fox, I have come to learn this. So too my feet, Google Maps overload and the bank balance.  

Yes, it’s…
• Expensive
• Enormous and…
• Occasionally damp
• And wildly committed to making you walk far more than you think is reasonable

So here it is – my personal, lovingly road-tested guide to surviving (and thriving) in this glorious city.

1. The Shoe Situation Is Not a Suggestion

You will walk.
You will walk more.
You will look at your step counter and briefly question your life choices.

Pack shoes you have already worn in.
This is not the city for “they’ll soften eventually” optimism.

Blisters are not cultural immersion.

If you’re tubing to a glam gig, do what the savvy London woman does – carry those heels in little drawstring calico bags in your tote for a quick swap and bag check before deftly accepting that first glass of champers!

2. The Tube Is Your Friend (But She’s a Bit Moody)

The Underground is brilliant. Fast. Efficient. Iconic.

But:
• Stand on the right of the escalator (or risk public shaming by eye contact).
• Avoid peak hour unless you enjoy full-contact commuting.
• Download Citymapper. It will save your sanity.
• “Mind the gap” is both practical advice and philosophical wisdom.

She’s also a bit frenetic when trying to find your particular line, the direction you need to head on the loop and the best stop to jump off. That map just inside the door will keep your sanity in check. AND…the tube is sooo much cheaper than a cab! (I can already hear my travel buddy Jenny muttering, ‘yeah nah,’ I’ll wear the expense! 😄)

Bonus tip: Sometimes walking one stop above ground is faster and far prettier.

3. Book the Big Stuff Early

London does not reward spontaneity when it comes to:
• West End shows
• Afternoon tea
• The London Eye
• Popular exhibitions

If it’s iconic, assume it books out.
Future You will thank Organised You.

4. Afternoon Tea Is a Strategy, Not Just a Treat

This is not simply cake.

This is:
• A rest stop
• A morale booster
• A blood sugar stabiliser
• A cultural institution

If you’re doing 20,000 steps, schedule tea like it’s mission-critical.

5. Weather: Dress in Layers, Always

London can:
• Drizzle
• Shine

• Gust
• And pivot emotionally within 40 minutes

Layers are your armour.
A light waterproof is your best friend.
Sunglasses and umbrella in the same day? Entirely plausible.

6. Museums Are Free (Pace Yourself)

The British Museum.
The V&A.
The Natural History Museum

They are enormous.

Choose your highlights. You do not need to absorb 4,000 years of civilisation before lunch.

I made it my mission to view Britain’s big family photo album – The National Portrait Gallery -in one swoop, a heroic effort simply demanding that high tea reward!

National Portrait Gallery – London

7. Don’t Try to “Do” London – Let It Happen

Yes, see:
• Buckingham Palace
• Big Ben
• The Tower

But also:
• Wander a quiet mews
• Duck into a pub
• Sit in a park
• Watch the world go by

London reveals herself slowly. She rewards curiosity over checklists.

8. Markets = Lunch Solved

Borough Market.
Portobello Road.
Camden.
Spitalfields.

If you’re stuck for lunch, find a market.
Street food in London is elite-level.

Spitafields Market – London

9. Plan Big Days + Soft Days

Alternate:
• Landmark-heavy days
with
• Neighbourhood wandering days

Your energy (and your feet) will last much longer.

10. End at the River Whenever Possible

There is something about the Thames at sunset.

Walk the South Bank.
Take a riverboat.
Sit outside a pub and watch the light shift over the water.

It’s one of London’s quietest magic tricks.

After a visit to Ted Lasso territory (Richmond) our darling host held up the ferry while we raced to the dock with heartfelt apologies to the patient punters aboard, settled in with G&T in hand to enjoy a lazy Friday sunset cruise back to the city…ahhhh!

Peggy Jeans – Richmond – London

Final Word from the Field

London is not a city you conquer.
It’s one you experience.

It will exhaust you.
Delight you.
Surprise you.
And almost certainly make you want to come back.

And when your step count reads 23,487, and the Silver Fox says, “Perhaps tomorrow we rest?” That’s when you know you’ve done it properly.

What are your favourite tips for big city vacays? Drop them in the comments!

Scroll away for more tips, a super blog and a few snaps and chats from our time in London…

Friend affirming pre-trip tips

Major birthdays must be celebrated in grand style, preferably in a magnificent location and what better place for this Francophile to do so than in Paris? I know right? Plans have been hatched, a few additional countries attached, itinerary matched, tickets stashed and Jen ‘n Jane are now on count-down. Interestingly, I was recently asked if traveling with a bestie for extended periods of time might be a recipe for disaster? ‘Au contraire’ I retorted, we’re the perfect travel companions! Why? Well firstly let’s compare our (traveling) personalities.

DSC05274Jane: Dodgy sense of direction, trips over carpet patterns, struggles with foreign languages, techno-queen, obsesses over connectivity, cries at random moments, panics over missing flights, has public toilet, thunderstorm and tripe phobia, packs like a minimalist pro, can talk under water.

DSC05104Jenny: Reads maps upside down, falls off her heels, has a modicum of grasp on foreign languages, technophobic, slaps Jane when she cries, panics over missing flights, has public toilet, steak tartare and steep climb phobia, packs like a celebrity, can talk under water.

See? Perfect! And a good plan doesn’t go astray either.

Over a few too many Sangrias in the back streets of Barcelona, French Martinis on the Champs-Elysees, Beers in Belgium, Negronis in Florence, we’ve cemented a friendship that remains rock solid for we recognise our foibles and plan accordingly. Thanks to my beautiful traveling buddy’s careful research, project planning and our joint execution Jen and I have so far managed to avoid excessive public humiliation and Australian Embassy intervention.

How? Well before kissing off the fam at the departure gate, there’s a few basics one should always take care of. Some you might consider ‘suck egg’ while others might just save your marriage, bank balance, reputation, sanity or, as in our case, a dear friendship:

DSC055131) To avoid ‘Ignorant tourist, I spit on you!’ attitude from locals, we research our destinations in advance, gathering intelligence on:

  • History and culture – oh so that’s why the Frogs dislike the Poms!
  • Tourist high season – you want me to queue for two hours? Er, ain’t gonna happen!
  • Low season – why is everything we’ve travelled 24 hrs to see closed?
  • Seasonal weather – should I pack the puffer jacket as well as the bikini?
  • Dress code – what do I wear in sacred places?
  • Rules of behavior – so it’s illegal to photograph an Emirati then?
  • Transportation – seven train transfers to get from there to there? Nope!
  • Emergency numbers – you mean triple zero isn’t global?
  • Security status – angry people sporting guns, machetes and attitude? Steer clear!
    For high risk countries of course you’ll check the Govt’s smarttraveller.gov.au web site for up to date status on high risk countries.

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Utilising Word Lens, Google Translate and iSpeak (insert language) we’ve also managed to communicate without completely bastardising the local language.

2) To avoid ‘damn we ran out of time’ sobbing, we develop a rough list of places we’d like to go, foods to try and experiences in which to indulge through Like A Local, Viator and Townske apps, then check opening hours, accessibility and advance ticketing options to avoid queuing. We also categorize our list into ‘Must See’, ‘Nice to See’ and ‘If Time Permits’

3) Lists built, we lock our attractions in on CityMaps2Go, including accommodation address, determine proximity to other list items, check transportation options with apps like AllSubway  then hit the streets. But not before jumping on the big red (or green, or yellow) open tourist bus to conduct an advance recon.

Happy traveling folk! Hints of your own? Please share.IMG_4532

 

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