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Scarlet Coats & Sparkling Stories

Meeting the Chelsea Pensioners over a well-earned G&T

Hey there lovely readers,

After an heroic day of sightseeing (the A to Z of inner London in one sweep, thank you very much), what else was there to do but collapse into a pub chair with a well-earned G&T? Enter stage left: the Chelsea Pensioners — sweet chaps in their elaborate scarlet coats, and absolute fonts of curious, often hilarious London lore.

Now, if you’ve never heard of them, allow me to introduce these living legends.

Who Are They?

Chelsea Pensioners are veteran soldiers of the British Army, over the age of 65, who now live at the Royal Hospital Chelsea — a grand retirement home founded in 1692 by King Charles II (who apparently thought veterans deserved better than being left to fend for themselves on London’s streets). And good on him.

Why the Red Coats?

The scarlet uniforms aren’t just for show. These iconic “red coats” date back centuries and ensure the Pensioners stand out wherever they go. Honestly, if you miss spotting one, you’ve had one too many G&Ts.

Community, Camaraderie & Continued Service

Life at the Royal Hospital isn’t about slowing down — it’s about living with purpose. The Pensioners are involved in parades, ceremonies, school visits, even TV appearances. They’re history in motion, still serving their community while swapping stories that make you want to buy them a pint just to hear more.

A Few Fun Snippets

• There are around 300 Chelsea Pensioners today, and every one of them has a tale or two from their service days.
• They’ve been spotted at everything from Trooping the Colour to the Chelsea Flower Show, their scarlet glory giving even the roses a run for their money.
• You can actually visit the Royal Hospital Chelsea — tours reveal its baroque beauty, leafy grounds, and the Pensioners themselves, who are often the best guides of all.

Why We Loved Meeting Them

For my crew — steeped in military heritage — chatting with the Chelsea Pensioners was like striking gold. For me? It was the mix of wit, wisdom, and that twinkle in their eye that said, “we’ve seen it all, and we’re still up for a laugh.”

So next time you see a flash of scarlet wandering through London, pause and tip your hat. These aren’t just uniforms — they’re walking, talking chapters of Britain’s story.

The Chelsea Pensioners

London’s Blinged up Beating Heart

Westminster – where the Houses of Parliament compete with Big Ben’s brand new bling

Hello, lovely readers!

After far too long, I’m back in full exploration mode — but this time with the silver fox, the gorgeous man I married last year. He’s the one I quoted the final line of Mary Oliver’s The Summer Day to:

“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”

His answer? “Exactly what we’re doing now — exploring this wild, beautiful world, with you. Starting right here!”

And so, here we are — beginning our UK adventure in the very heart of London: Westminster.

First Impressions

We’ve just popped out from the Tube into blazing sunshine and boom! Right there before us is Big Ben (actually The Elizabeth Tower – Big Ben’s the bell within) and the Houses of Parliament, sparkling after a recent city spruce-up for the coronation. It’s the sort of view that makes you stop in your tracks and say, “Jet lag? What jet lag? Time’s a wasting!.”


Our delightful hosts help forge the way through the throngs of tourists queuing to take selfies in front of Britain’s famous red phone booths, around the ubiquitous red double deckers and on to the quiet street that will be our home for the coming weeks. No time for naps, kit shed, comfy sneakers on, we launch straight into a ‘hood recon.


Westminster Abbey — But Not a Cathedral?

Despite what the postcards suggest, Westminster Abbey isn’t actually a cathedral. It’s a Royal Peculiar — a church under the direct jurisdiction of the monarch, not a bishop. The actual cathedral here is Westminster Cathedral, and it’s a dazzling surprise for first-time visitors. And that’s the big G, the silver fox!

Westminster Cathedral — Bold and Beautiful

Forget Gothic spires — this striped beauty is Neo-Byzantine glamour at its best, built between 1895 and 1903. With massive towers and marble floors, it feels like a mix between Venice and Istanbul. Its 87-metre bell tower is the tallest church tower you can climb in the UK — and yep, the views are worth the climb.

We were surprised to see that inside, large sections are left bare brick, intentionally unfinished so that future generations can add their own artistry. It’s a rare, living work-in-progress.

Oh! And if you’re a music lover, take note: the cathedral’s choir is world-famous, and Pope Benedict XVI even attended a service here. We recommend attending Evensong, the acoustics are spectacular!

Of course we wrap the day with a perfectly crisp Gin & Tonic in a typical British Pub and settle down for a long overdue catch up with C and A, our lovely hosts. Aussies themselves, here for a work post and packed with the knowledge of true locals. They’d already stocked us up with Tube apps, and all things designed to keep the ball rolling as we launch into three weeks of exploration.

Quirky Westminster Facts You’ll Love
  • Britain’s Oldest Door – lives in Westminster Abbey. Oak, circa 1050 and still hanging in its original frame.
  • Graffiti on the Coronation Chair — schoolboys from the 1700s and 1800s couldn’t resist carving their names into this royal relic.
  • The World’s Shortest War — Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes in 1896, following a British declaration from Westminster’s Foreign Office.

Why Westminster Feels Like the Heart of London

Wow! It’s more than grand buildings and famous names — Westminster is a living museum of ceremony, tradition, and little surprises. Walk a few minutes in any direction, and you’ll stumble onto something with a story to tell.

And that’s exactly what this trip will be about — the grand and the unexpected, stitched together into a map of memories.

 

A pint ‘o Cider in London Town…

Negotiated tube and overland trains between Paris and London without once getting lost (thanks to Rupert for detailed instructions at British end) and while there responded to greetings in French and a spot of Italian for good measure, albeit unintentionally.

Could say I’m now officially ‘international’ yes? Nope!

Cousins Rupert and Hortense, tour guide maps and stiff upper lips firmly in place, provided the itinerary while I acted the crazed camera wielding tourist thirsty for the city’s offerings. Bridges, boats, buses, cabs, works of art, statues, Shards, Meridians and Queens – West End Queen and Buckinghuge Palace Queen to be exact – all prey to my overzealous shutterbug enthusiasm. You see, I’ve been to London on numerous occasions, jet-setting toss that I am, but always in transit t20131022-000948.jpgo somewhere else and thus the thrill at finally being shown the town, and by locals.

And just to show how adaptable I am, hoovered back a hearty serve of Bangers ‘n Mash, a batch of good old Fish ‘n Chips too and all washed down with a pint of Cider while my wonderful hosts ate quality British fare, sipped wine and counted down the hours ’till I was safely escorted back to the Eurostar.

Highlights from good ‘ole Blighty?

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– Views from the Shard
– Tate Modern (Paul Klee exhibit)
– Greenwich Fish ‘n Chips (and a waitress who believes in ‘Coddock’, a cross between Cod & haddock)
– West End (Queen Tribute ‘We Will Rock You’)
– St Paul’s Cathedral candle moment
– London’s smallest monument (two tiny mice chewing a knob of cheese)
– An enormous ginger & white puss called Paddy
– My dearly beloved Aunt, Uncle and cousins’ David & Helens respective hospitality – thank you all! X

Oh! And here are a few photos to prove I really was there…

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