Edinburgh

Epilogue: One Wild and Precious Life: The UK Chronicles

Our wild & wonderful UK wanderings…

Hello, lovely readers!

The big G (he’s the tall one), travel buddy Ian (he’s the short one) and me

And just like that, our grand romp across the UK comes to a close – a tapestry of misty mornings, midnight ceremonies, pastel streets, castles perched on volcanoes, and more belly laughs than we ever expected.

From Westminster’s sunlit grandeur to Windsor’s royal sparkle…

From punting mishaps on the Cam to ghost tales in York…

From scarlet-coated storytellers to Ted Lasso pep talks in Richmond…

From Viking digs to volcanic heights…

From art that stirred the soul to history that tugged the heart…

Every chapter gave us something: a moment, a memory, a quote, a giggle, a pint, a surprise, a story to retell later with dramatic embellishment (as is our right).

And woven through it all was the simple truth we keep circling back to – that this is what we choose to do with our one wild and precious life. To explore. To wonder. To laugh. To feel history beneath our feet and possibility in our pockets. To spend time with people we adore, in places that ignite something inside us.

So here’s to the UK – for its charm, its chaos, its courage, its characters…and for reminding us that adventure doesn’t need to be perfect to be extraordinary.

It’s not a ‘selfie’ if there’s more than one in it, ok?

Until the next journey, lovely readers.

Bags at the ready. Hearts wide open.

More stories await.

Dive into our chapters with a lazy scroll through
  • London’s Blinged-up Beating Heart – Westminster – where the Houses of Parliament compete with Big Ben’s brand new bling
  • Cannons, Captains & Clever Engineering – Portsmouth – three warships that rewrote history in wood, sail and steel
  • Scarlet Coats & Sparkling Stories – meeting the Chelsea Pensioners over a well-earned G&T
  • Lions, Lamp Posts and London Legends – Trafalgar Square – where Nelson keeps watch, lions have cat paws and lamp posts moonlight as police stations.
  • Brains, Bridges & a Bed to Die For – Cambridge – from King’s College Chapel to a punt gone wrong
  • When Monuments Speak – what London’s memorials whisper if you pause long enough to listen
  • Britain’s Family Album – The Portrait Gallery – from Shakespeare to Bowie
  • Dreams, Breaths & Blue Light – Somerset House’s luminous lady invites us to pause and imagine.
  • Keys, Lanterns & Late Night Rituals – The Tower of London’s nightly Ceremony of the Keys.
  • Pints, Punts and Plenty of Ghosts – York – a weekend in the UK’s most haunted (and most pub-filled) city.
  • Pints, Pubs and Pub Runs – From Ted Lasso’s ‘Believe’ to a mad dash along the Thames
  • A city of Stories, a Castle of Secrets – Edinburgh – witches, wars, and a sneaky spy hole in Britain’s most besieged fortress.
  • Crowns, Clocks and Cozy Cafes – Windsor – from bling and butter pats to one poor chap lighting 300 fires – Windsor Castle at its royal best.
  • Pastel Homes and Aussie Hospitality – Notting Hill – where the pubs are bright, the Aussie service fantastic and every street’s ready for a close-up.

And a barrel of thanks…

And! A barrel of thanks and gratitude to our fabulous hosts, Adrian and Christine. There to greet us as we popped out from the tube at Westminster, there for that very last pint at Notting Hill, you were our guides, chauffeurs, planners, and partners in mischief.

You gave us the best of London – from surprise French cannon bollards (the last ones standing!) to VIP Tower of London key handovers, from drinks on Thames-anchored ships to Richmond river cruises, a peek inside the Australian Embassy, and even the secret tip for Horizon 22 – the city’s best complimentary view.

Add in perfect pub roasts, route-planning apps and endless laughter over a Charcuterie board at the end of a long day, and you made our trip extraordinary.

Thank you, dream team! Our door is always open when you next land in Oz.

So lovely, readers… grab your bevvy of choice, kick back, indulge in a spot of escapism, and feel free to share your own fun stories and recommendations in the comments!

Edinburgh – A City of Stories, a Castle of Secrets

Witches, wars, and a sneaky spyhole in Britain’s most besieged fortress.

Hello again, lovely readers!

Edinburgh! After a few hours respite on the train north, we throw the kit into our accom, head out and dive straight into the Fringe buzz.

Cobbled streets alive with pub punters, a busker channelling Amy Winehouse, another tickling the ivories on a piano on wheels, a fire twirler, a melancholic piper, gaggles of tourists following their guide’s aloft flags, we stroll down the Royal Mile, the city’s historic heart. There at the top – Edinburgh Castle, rising shadow-like atop Castle Rock – an extinct volcano older than Scotland itself.

St Giles Cathedral
The Royal Mile
Walking in Ancient Footsteps

Following our English guide (who looks surprisingly Nordic, in keeping with the UK’s earlier invasions), climbing up the steep cobble into the heart of the castle feels like time‑travel. Beneath our boots – Iron Age settlers, medieval royals, pirates even, once stood their ground. This fortress has weathered more battles than almost anywhere else in Britain – 26 (23 recorded) sieges, to be exact. A few interesting secrets and surprises…

Edinburgh Castle
Secrets and Surprises of Edinburgh Castle

Built on Fire & Stone -The castle’s foundation is Castle Rock, an extinct volcano formed 350 million years ago. Humans have lived here since at least the Iron Age, so it’s not just a castle on a rock – it’s a castle on time itself.

Witches at the Stake – Darker tales linger too. In the 16th century, over 300 women accused of witchcraft were tortured and burned at Castlehill. Today, a small memorial on the Esplanade honours those lost to superstition and fear.

Prisoners of War – From French sailors to American revolutionaries, the dungeons once held thousands of prisoners during wars that stretched from Europe to the New World.

A Swastika in the Glass – Inside the Scottish National War Memorial, a swastika appears in the stained glass. Not sinister – but a symbol of good fortune from ancient India, long before the Nazis stole it.

The King’s Spyhole – Look up in the Great Hall and you’ll find ‘laird’s lugs,’ a tiny spyhole King James IV used to eavesdrop on council meetings. So effective that when Gorbachev visited in 1984, the KGB insisted it be bricked over!

The Most Attacked Place in Britain – With 23 recorded sieges, no other fortress in the UK has been fought over so often. From medieval struggles to the Jacobite risings, the castle has stood its ground — though not always in Scottish hands.

The Honours of Scotland – The oldest sovereign regalia in the United Kingdom: the Scottish Crown, Sceptre, and Sword of State were hidden in 1651–60 to keep them from Oliver Cromwell’s army, and were accidentally rediscovered in 1818 by Sir Walter Scott. A case of ‘anyone seen my crown lying around?’ Nope, not me, sire!

My heart squeezed a little too as I viewed the wee pet cemetery, a spot devoted to puppas that have served as defenders and friends over those centuries.

Edinburgh Castle Pet Cemetery

Leaving the castle, we took one last glance back. From volcanic rock to royal intrigue, witches to war memorials, Edinburgh Castle isn’t just a fortress – it’s a living scrapbook of Scotland’s soul.

The Royal Mile
Chaps in caps

Oh! And what better city to run into our neighbours, huh? The boys channeling Peaky Blinders in their various renditions of flat caps. Dinner, a rolling friend gathering pub crawl, followed by a lazy amble home. And as the evening light settled over the Royal Mile, I felt it: this city isn’t just seen, it’s felt. Every stone tells a story. London bound tomorrow…