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For the home enhancers, the foodies, the wanderers

Fabio, Umberto and ‘Cozze’…hell yeah!

Fabio called! No, not the flowing mane, Mills and Boon, goose whacked one. I’m talking Umberto’s son; tasked with the job of interpreting Umberto’s invitation to join them for dinner after a spot of sight seeing La Spezia’s best.

Quick brush up, onto train and 30 mins later I’m hurtling down narrow streets, being introduced to folk via the tiny Fiat’s windows and being given a running commentary on important buildings, churches and monuments…in splendid Italian for Umberto speaks not a word of English remember? (Fabio, where for art thou?)

20130713-143007.jpgI grasp enough to respond with ‘massiccia!’ (massive) as we drive up and around Italy’s main military and commercial harbor which hosts the arsenal of the Italian Navy, ‘mozzafiato! (breathtaking) while hugging the coastline affording spectacular views of warships, yachts and mussel beds and ‘e cosi bella!’ as we slip down into Porto Venere.

Pretty indeed! Porto Venere is a little town and commune which comprises the three villages of Fezzano, Le Grazie and Porto Venere, and the three islands of Palmaria, Tino and Tinetto. Also a World Heritage Site as are the villages of the Cinque Terra.

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20130713-142914.jpg It’s dusk and the many little bars and restaurants are beginning to fill with sunkissed tourists as we run by up a rocky promontory at the end of a series of old fortifications to the San Pietro church.

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The church blends into its environment, is small and somewhat forlorn but the aspect is ‘assolutamente spettacolare!’ (spectacular). It sits atop rugged cliffs that end in tiny beaches surrounded by an impossibly blue sea and above which towers the remains of the massive old Portovenere castle. Click, click…will photos do justice?

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A wander back through the village then break neck speed back to La Spezia in time to join Fabio and Annagarsia, Umberto’s lovely wife and indulge in huge buckets of ‘Cozze‘ and spaghetti at the Festival of the Mussel. Seems there’s a festival for everything culinary, can’t wait for the Gelato one!

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Fabio? Beautiful person, a relief to converse in English and to have him share my appreciation for their warm hospitality. Given we have another of these gigs planned late July, will be returning the hospitality when Fabio hits our Aussie shores; now that he feels a tad more assured that when they’re choosing Surfers, sharks are actually quite discerning.

Toothpaste and testicle crushers…

Dear diary…


Will my toothpaste for 7 to 13 year olds maintain my pearly whites through an excessive onslaught of cheap red wine these coming weeks? And will using fabric softener to wash my clothes cause long term damage? Just a tad of supermarket confusion, it will pass won’t it?

Does smirking while watching a tourist laboring to fork spaghetti into his mouth before resorting to sucking directly from the plate mean I’m not the nice person I thought I was? And why didn’t his wife offer to cut it up?

A local in the Village beckoned me over today, introduced his friends, poured glasses of Prosecco all round then launched into a rapid fire Italian conversation. It was really hard to keep up but do you think he might have been welcoming me into the fold? I’m pretty sure he meant me, not the bloke walking behind?

And would you 20130712-113148.jpgput the hot frothy milk and two sugars his crusty old friend, the one with the blood red eyes and shock of white hair, was drinking into the ‘baby-chino’ category? Or should I have kept my mouth shut?

Why are songs sung in languages other than English just not resonating yet that song coming from the fellow standing on top of the Colosseum video clip, who incidentally looks just like Dr Gregory House, sounds positively sexy?

Will finally getting the gist of an Italian soap plot because there’s Italian subtitles as well as voice mean I’m finally learning the language? And should I also get a trout pout, bright yellow tan and testicle crushing kick ass platform shoes too? No wait! It’s in Spanish!

Dear Diary…does this mean I’m finally a local?
Oh! And one more thing…do you think I will ever find a Limoncello I’ll like? How many bloody brands are there? Surely that would ‘complete’ my transition?

Meanwhile, some nice photos of Riomaggiore.

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Pesto pesto quando?

Hello fellow wannabe chefs, before you think to yourself – ‘dunnit before, too easy’  as I verbally did or – ‘that’s what a deli’s for’ which I secretly did, try this recipe. Fellow ponces you’ll love the tactile pleasure of plucking leaves one by one, the sensory immersion in the heady fragrances of fresh basil and Pecorino and the simple pleasure of saying ‘Oh yes darling, I made it from scratch, a recipe I secured from a dear little Cucina in Liguria, Genovese you understand’, accompanied by a well deserved discreetly smug smile. The recipe beats store bought hands down and it doesn’t separate.

Need:
• 100 g fresh basil
• 50 g Parmesan (or Pecorino)
• 30 g pine nuts (or walnuts)
• 1/2 cup good quality olive oil
• 1 clove of garlic
• Healthy dose of salt

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Do:
• Pluck the basil leaves one by one onto a board taking care to remove the stalks from the bigger leaves.
• Rinse and spin dry in a lettuce spinner
• Roughly chop the leaves
• Peel and roughly chop the garlic clove
• Grate the cheese using a fine plain

Then:
• Throw half the basil, half the parmesan, a little oil, the garlic, pine nuts and the salt into a food processor.
• Turn on and slowly drizzle half the oil into the mix via the Shute as the mix macerates
• Stop, scrape down the sides, throw the remaining basil leaves and Parmesan in and continue blending while drizzling the remaining oil until a smooth paste forms
• Stop taste for salt, add if necessary and finish blending until creamy

Assemble:
• Stir through freshly cooked al dente pasta, garnish with a basil sprig and serve immediately
N.B: I love ‘Trofiette’, a short tight little twist of pasta for this dish as it ‘grabs’ the sauce and lends a certain authenticity to the dish however any curvy pasta will do.

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Or
• Smear on crisp bruschetta

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Or
• Pop in a cute jar, label it ‘Pesto made by me’ or whatever, top the lid with a small square of fabric held in place with an elastic band (just because it lends a certain panache to your creation) and give as treats to Auntie Bertha, that nice Neighbor or simply squirrel away for yourself. Lasts well in the fridge, you be the judge of expiration date.

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Recipe kindly provided by:
Restaurant Il Ciliegio, Monterosso
Cinque Terre

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